Summary: This Week in News You Missed

An ongoing series in which we guess at the published stories which may have been attached to a randomly selected news photo from the previous week. This week’s summarized edition features only headlines.

 

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Iraqi Defensive Forces Step-Up As We Duck

 

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Horrible Bitch Tells the Worst Stories Imaginable

 

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Desperate Timberwolves Plan to Bio-engineer Hakeem Olajuwon/Pee Wee Herman Hybrid Clone for 2009 Season

 

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Gaza Real Estate Market Hit Hard by Recession, Cluster Bombs

 

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Las Vegas Man Arrested for Apparent Enjoyment of Steve Zahn Movie, “Strange Wilderness”

 

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Minnesota Voters Give the Finger to “Fill in the Oval” Directive

 

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Maury Announces “You are the Father” to Stunned Vacationing Sea-Whore(se)

 

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Dow Chemical Forced to Layoff Thousands After Innovative “Feel Free to Sleep At Work” Initiative Fails to Boost Revenue

 

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Matthew McConaughey Not Fooling Anyone

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~ by yummypants on December 31, 2008.

One Response to “Summary: This Week in News You Missed”

  1. You are hilarious. Write more or else.

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