Summary: This Week in News You Missed

An ongoing series in which we guess at the published stories which may have been attached to a randomly selected news photo from the previous week. This week’s summarized edition features only headlines.


Adorable Old Man Thinks He’s Running for President

 

Warner Brothers Buys Rights to Unfortunate Real-World Situation

 

Summer Means Pageant Season at the U.N.

 

Asshole Stands in Line for 17 Hours to Buy a Cellphone He Pretty Much Already Has

 

Former Boa-Wearing Wrestler, Hollywood Actor, Self-Promoting Author Declares Extreme Dislike for the Mainstream Media on Highly-Rated, AOL/Time-Warner-Owned, Nationally Broadcast Television Program

 

Super-Sexy Lando Calrissian Lookalike Raises Ire of McCain Camp

 

Mitt Romney Bored, Tan

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~ by yummypants on July 15, 2008.

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