Summary: This Week in News You Missed
An ongoing series in which we guess at the published stories which may have been attached to a randomly selected news photo from the previous week. This week’s summarized edition features only headlines.
Adorable Old Man Thinks He’s Running for President
Warner Brothers Buys Rights to Unfortunate Real-World Situation
Summer Means Pageant Season at the U.N.
Asshole Stands in Line for 17 Hours to Buy a Cellphone He Pretty Much Already Has
Former Boa-Wearing Wrestler, Hollywood Actor, Self-Promoting Author Declares Extreme Dislike for the Mainstream Media on Highly-Rated, AOL/Time-Warner-Owned, Nationally Broadcast Television Program
Super-Sexy Lando Calrissian Lookalike Raises Ire of McCain Camp
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