Germy people
You get all that, Charles Shulz’s, Pig-Pen? And make sure to tell the rest of that filthy, typhus-ridden brood of yours to stay the hell away from my child!
Now sure, that may be difficult for some of you to hear me berate a beloved, albeit poorly drawn child-vagabond, but there is a war on, people! The germies are out there and they don’t plan on washing their hands any time soon! Oh, and don’t think they won’t stop until they’ve carried out their sneeze-had and exposed themselves to each and everyone of our recently inoculated young! That’s how dedicated these scrofula fundamentalists are, folks.
Case in point, the nefarious Mr. Mucus:
Oh, don’t think you can fool us with your adorable, New York exterior, Mucus. We’re on to your “Mucus Ruling” agenda.
…and the same goes for you, Lamisil toenail guy:
One can only imagine the degree of contamination taking place in this unsuspecting, eHarmony client’s body.
What I learned: Germy people want to make American children sick.
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